bored? internet! /[in-tur-neht]

It's two in the afternoon, and it seems like you are the only person out of everyone you know that doesn't have a life. You've been sitting at the computer for nearly three hours. One hour was spent trying to find cool videos to watch on youtube, two of those hours were spent hitting the refresh button on the facebook homepage. As you sit there staring at the keyboard, you ask yourself, "Who ever said the internet was fun?" Finally you come clean and admit it: you're bored. Well thanks to me, you no longer need to consider "picking at your face" a source of enterntainment! I have many great suggestions that require you to go outside and tackle the world. But I know you. You're too lazy to get up and go outside, and too much of a wuss to handle a bit of cold. So just for you, I've decided to accumulate a list of fun that doesn't require you to leave your chair! So here it is, the list that puts the "fun" back in "interfunet."

http://www.bestofyoutube.com /just in case you were'ent already aware of this site I decided to quickly throw it on the list. Read the name, it's self-explanitory. Hours of youtube fun!
http://www.rubberfaces.com /this site is so simple, yet so much fun. All it is, is a list of hundreds of celebrity's photos that you can pull and stretch around into a demented mess. Sounds pretty stupid, but you obviously haven't tried it yet if you think that.
http://www.linerider.com /can I just hand you a little slice of information and just say that I have personally spent hours upon hours playing this? What you've you got here is a little dude on a tobbogan on a big white empty canvas. Then they give you a pen and you get to draw in the mountain. Make him jump, flip and spin off jumps you spend hours perfecting to make your dude do the most wicked stuff.
http://www.theonion.com /If you're too lazy to go outside you're too lazy to give a crap to read what's going on in our society and the world. Who are we kidding? It's just really boring. But on The Onion, news is always 100% awesome. Not only that, but the information is 100% malarky.
http://www.collegehumor.com /funniest videos ever, and there's tons of them. A great way to pass time and to conclude your sense of humor is at a college-degree level.
http://www.sodaplay.com /I'm pretty sure only engineers and physicists are good at this website. Build weird little robot/machine things made up of dots and lines that make up the joints and muscles. It's nearly impossible to make anything that is more than a blob jittering on the ground. Or maybe I just suck. Find out for yourself. Also check out the sodaplay zoo to see some of the intense stuff other people have made.
http://www.addictinggames.com /I don't know how much of a gamer you are, but when you're bored, you'll play.
http://www.bored.com /this website is exclusively made for people bored of out their skulls. Links to hundreds of quirky weird sites that will keep you busy until someone finally decides to call you.
http://www.thinkgeek.com /an online store will all the most nerdy gadgets and gizmos. Even if you aren't a total square, you'll love this site. It also makes you wish you had money to spare so you could blow it all on this crap.
http://www.photofunia.com /find a good photo of yourself then feed it to this website and it will process the coolest and funniest photos for you. Great site when you're hating your profile photo and no one wants to take more pictures of you (ouch).

Alright, so I've given you a list big enough to keep you going for hours. If you're somehow still bored, then there is something wrong with you and you need to contact your family doctor as soon as humanly possible. Or get a life. Soon I'll make another article to follow up this one, all about things to do when you and your friends are bored. But that article will require you to go outside. In the meantime, keep it real.

/jor⋅dan/[jawr-dn].